CHORUS:
And I think, think about everything
What I could do with a girl like you
I start to drink, drink and my mind's numb
I think you love me and I love you too

So I wait through months of masturbation
The contemplating is going to my head
How can I deal with my infatuation
If you won't have me then I'm better off dead

CHORUS

Please give your boyfriend my congratulations
He only wants you cuz you give good head
And if you want my participation
For a threesome we can use my bed

CHORUS